Splish Sponsor Attempt

After my race this past weekend I decided it was time to get serious and convince someone to fund my addiction to triathlons. As a result, I turned to my speedo designers with this email...

dear splish,

I was wondering if you would like to be my official sponsor. I am a 22 year old triathlete who proudly wears my splish speedo,on average, once a day. I received my first splish speedo (stinker speedo) last year around this time and have been wearing it ever since i could fit in it. It has served me well, and since I have become very comfortable in it lately, I ended up wearing it to my race this past weekend. It was a big hit, especially since everyone else was wearing wet suits and being way uptight. I ended up qualifying for nationals, and I credit it all to my extreme aerodynamics. I think many people were impressed. Anyway, i compete in several races each year, and train every single day. I thought this might be a good opportunity for you to get some more exposure. Its kinda hard to miss a man running around a race in a stinker speedo.

Now that i have been using my stinker speedo so much, it is wearing thin these days. I thought it would be great if you would sponsor my triathlete needs so I wouldnt have to worry about my stinker speedo thinning to the point of no return. I would be more than willing to wear my splish gear to all my races and training of course, and hopefully get some cool tattoos for the races.

I hope you consider this opportunity for both of us. Im not expecting much, just a good fun way to team up with splish and spread the goods.

Sincerely,

Dan Amato
419.349.6085

...still hoping for the best.